28 juli, 2006

De stadsecoloog weet het beter


Stadsecoloog Remco Daalder laat vandaag 28 juli in De Volkskrant weten dat de hormonen van de mensenaap bij het hete weer heel hoog opspelen. De ontbloting die in het straatbeeld zo goed te merken is eist haar tol!
Kom Daalder, is dit projectie van eigen lusten of sociobioloogje spelen?

Die ontbloting ontgaat mij ook niet, maar je moet er toch niet aan denken - het is veel te heet. (Of ben ik te oud inmiddels? dat misschien wel, maar heet is heet).
Een beschaafde temperatuur tussen twintig en vijfentwintig, vooruit... Maar verder laat ik het woord aan Ella Fitzgerald met de woorden van Cole Porter (Donald Jones heeft een aardige Nederlandse versie gedaan, Het is veel te heet).



It's too darn hot!
It's too darn hot!
I'd like to sup with my baby tonight,
Refill the cup with my baby tonight.
I'd like to sup with my baby tonight,
Refill the cup with my baby tonight,
But I ain't up to my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot

It's too darn hot!
It's too darn hot!
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
But brother you fight my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot

According to the Kinsey Report
Ev'ry average man you know
Much prefers his love-y dove-y to court
When the temperature is low,
But when the thermometer goes 'way up
And the weather is sizzling hot,
Mister pants for romance is not

'Cause it's too, too,
Too darn hot!
It's too darn hot!
It's too, too darn hot!
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,
Pitch the woo with my baby tonight
But brother, you fight my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot!

According to the Kinsey Report
Ev'ry average man you know
Much prefers his lovey dovey to court
When the temperature is low
But when the thermometer goes 'way up
And the weather is sizzling hot,
Mr. Gob for his squab,
A marine for his queen,
A G.I. for his cutie-pie is not

'Cause it's too, too,
Too darn hot!
It's too darn hot!
It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot!

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